Creative Profile of Myself

This is what I saw from one of my freelance designer and copied a bit to modify to my version. Instead of just introducing myself being cheerful, friendly which most of my friends should know by now. Why not so some innovative and interesting profile of my passion instead. Here it goes:

D – esign is what I do and where my passion is.
E – ffectively comunicate the message across.
S – ales driven but still taking care of clients’ budgets.
I – nnovative solutions and yet being realistic.
G – oal orientated, that means I strive to meet your dateline.
N – ever say die, I do my best!